Things I Actually Think About...

I went to put on one of my favorite pairs of cheap sunglasses and for the first time since purchase I read the fine, white print on the inside of the shades.

While "UV PROTECTION" has rubbed off over time, the text that follows reads "AGES 14 & UP" and I have to ask myself what exactly does this mean?

How does one determine the appropriate age for sunglasses?
Why don't my red, heart-shaped sunglasses say "AGES 13 & YOUNGER?"
What does this say about me?

I've always felt that if I can fit them on my face then they're age appropo, but now I am giving this second thoughts.

Furthermore, the fact that I went through this line of thinking makes me think I need to reconsider my use of time and brain power.

Ode to the First Spring Rainstorm

While I must admit it still looks like dead stick hell outside, the smell of spring is undeniable.



It's rainy, there are birds chirping, and I can actually smell the sun. This has a potent effect on me both physically and mentally. I want to wrap my arms around strangers. I want to wear Jackie O sunglasses--sun, clouds, or night. I want to drive everywhere and nowhere.




Dearest Reader, do you feel spring too?