Guest Blog! Nerf Wars

Hey, Readers, this is Audrey from Suburban Hoofbeats. I'm guest blogging about my awesome idea for a giant Nerf war on campus. Now this war can take place anywhere that has a large enough area. Tools you'll need: any and all Nerf weapons. My preferances are the broadsword and the long range gun. This is activity shouldn't be taken lightly. Hours have been spent in the Target and Toys 'R Us aisles contemplating the Nerf weapons. Andrew (previous guest blogger) and I have got to look psycho to the other shoppers.

It'll be so epic, it'll continue for generations. In fact this is what my kid will totally look like.

So Readers, if you want to be the coolest kid on campus, organize your own Nerf war. Trust me, people WANT to take part, they just need a leader.

Guest Blog! Half-Gallon Tea

Andrew Brown here. You know, that fat guy with the backwards hat who always has a half-gallon of iced tea with him everywhere. This is a practice that I picked up on beginning of this semester to lessen my migraines (hydration assists in prevention).

But soon, it became like my third hand. Iced tea is delicious, whether it be green, lemon, sweet, purple, light red, you name it. I'm starting to think I'm addicted to instant ice mix and artificial flavors. That's okay by me.