Monday, February 27, 2012

Please Stop Doing This To Your Boyfriend

twifight [twahy-fahyt]  noun; verb:
The argument that follows a girlfriend’s demands that her boyfriend not only buy tickets for, but attend an actual screening of any of the following films: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and/or Breaking Dawn parts I or II.
If twifight does not ensue after such a request is made—proceed with caution, ladies.

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  1. This is great! My fiancee and I made a deal--if he watches Twilight, I have to watch Harry Potter. Works out great!

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    1. I am so happy you two have a deal worked out!...but I think Harry Potter fans might be cringing everywhere at the comparison :) PLEASE READ: The Hunger Games. It is fantastic and I am so beyond geeked out I have even bought merch to wear the day the movie comes out. Truth.

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