Readers, in honor of Valentine's Day I would like to take the time to introduce you to the saddest dessert I have ever encountered. Here he is:

I found this melancholy cone in the space next to me while sitting by myself in an empty parking lot. What the picture does not show is that this abandoned cone's ice cream line is traveling straight for a nearby drain. I doubt that even sprinkles could fix this.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry! He looks so sad.
ReplyDeleteI'd still eat you, little dessert
ReplyDeleteUpsetting. Why, why would you waste perfectly amazing ice cream!?
ReplyDeleteAwe. Poor ice cream cone. What a waste of ice cream!
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